"Whoooooo!" - Random Drunk White Guy Walking Down Street in Adams Morgan Drinkin'.


Yes, I do it.

Sometimes, when I'm feeling "hood" I might just whip out a Black and Mild.
HA!

Now what!

However, I have noticed that things White Folk do while drunk differ from OUR (As A People) kind of "things".

I'm not saying we're better (Who am I kidding? We are!) but let's compared shall we:

White Guy Drunk Will:

Shout for no reason
Pull stunt on camera
Moon people in cars
Drink till passed out
Scream for no reason
Hug random people
Kiss and make out with whomever is around with breasts
Yell "Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Tell some Black guy he is cool with that, "He thinks Black people are cool!"
Will dance badly (sober or not)
Gets extra hostile in certain situations
Turns red
Will beg DJ to play AC/DC - "You Shook Me All Night Long" or some rock song from the late 80's
Will riot like hell (turning over cars, trampling people,burning stuff, etc.)

Black Man Drunk Will -
Act a damn fool
Be quiet
Get really hype
Get horny
Get the courage to hollar at a woman in the club, get turned down, and say, "Fuck You then Bitch!"
Lose ability to control the "poke factor", while dancing with a woman
Start a fight
Lose ability to act like a sane individual when anything by Lil'Jon or 3-6 Mafia comes on
Be violent and horny at same time
Get in the corner at the bar or club and stay quiet cause he needs to "think"
Pee anywhere, i.e: in public
Call his girl or his momma cause he "misses them"
Stumble and trip over own feet (I have not seen a drunk brotha fall yet)
Have shit pop off in group settings, i.e: club (which is the major downfall)

Anyone have any other ideas?
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  I WAS BORN TO BE A STAR. ONCE I DECIDED TO ACCEPT THAT RESPONSIBILITY I WOULD NOT BE PLACED IN ANY MOLD THAT WAS LIMITING AGAIN. - Grace Jones http://greggormanphotography.com/v2/gallery/prints/html/imgs/gallery_large/Grace_Jones3.jpg

I love Grace Jones.
She personifies in every comment the essence of unlimited creative and artistic exploration.
Plus, she DID Dolph Lundgren.
White or not, that mofo was HOT!


Moreover, I admire Grace like a kindred spirit. I desire to always think, live, and breathe outside the box.

Even though this message will be short and sweet, I maintain that I will always accept my inability to blend.

I am who I am.
You either love me or hate me.

Simply Put...

I'm a demoltion man.  ¶ 4:10 PM 0 Comments

  I have a Suge Knight problem...

and I am not giving it up! Dag Nabbit!

...Well maybe I am?


Ya'll know this guy right?

Suge Knight.

When you hear the name Suge Knight what comes to mind for you? What phrases yell out to you?

Nigga?
Fear?
Big Ass Nigga?
Real Ass Nigga?
Nigga will kill you.

Do you know what comes to mind for me?

Sexy.
Really, really sexy.
Not a chump.
Sexy.
Big, tall DRANK (not drink) DRANK of water.
Yummy.



Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a Suge Knight problem. I don't know what to do about this. I know why I have this problem, but to the common sense thinker this is a awkward quality to like from a man. I mean most Suge Knight types, treat women like shit.

Seriously,
They really do.

Yeah when they love, they love hard. But mostly, they are self-absorbed asses with several "issues" or kids, and really really amped to fight or no reason whatsoever.

But, dammit I tell you.

"I can't help it, if I wanted to, couldn't help it nooooooooooooo" - Michael Jackson

"Aww wait minute...this song is my JAM!" - Any older Black woman riding in car listening to radio

(Deviating from topic for a moment)

Looking in my mirror
Took me by surprise
I can't help but see you
Running often through my mind

Helpless like a baby
Sensual disguise
I can't help but love you
It's getting better all the time


I can't help it if I wanted to
I wouldn't help it even if I could
I can't help it if I wanted to
I wouldn't help it, no


I can't help it if I wanted to
I wouldn't help it even if I could
I can't help it if I wanted to
I wouldn't help it, no

Love to run my fingers
Softly while you sigh
Love came and possessed you
Bringing sparkles to your eyes

Like a trip to heaven
Heaven is the prize
And I'm so glad I found you
You're an angel in disguise

I can't help it if I wanted to
I wouldn't help it even if I could
I can't help it if I wanted to
I wouldn't help it, no

And I'm so glad I found you girl
You're an angel in disguise


I can't help it if I wanted to
I wouldn't help it even if I could
I can't help it if I wanted to
I wouldn't help it, no

(comes back) Whoooooooooooooooooo!
That's the HIT!

You would think a sweet, intelligent, creative yet quirky woman like myself would be against dating risky ass, usually self absorbed, and aggressively disrespectful men such as this.

Don't get it twisted. I do love the nice guys and they usually have great repetoire with me. But, let me be forthright and honest.

I am a strong woman.
Strong Black woman at that.
Not a hood rat, but a well raised and trained good ass woman.
That knows herself, her Bible, and will not take any guff.
But, let's be honest.
I don't want to be always be in control and if a man cannot take some type of leadership role in a romantic relationship.

If he isn't my equal in that sense, then I lose interest.
Quickly.

When I am outta line, shake the shit outta me! Please!
Don't hit me...I will cut your face.

But, you can shake me. Then make sweet, sweet "muskrat love" to me.

"Up against the wall, on the kitchen table, by the buttered ROOOOOOLLSSSS" - Robert Kelly

But there is difference between having a Suge Knight and then having an ass hole.

Assholes usually run the gamete of being unreliable and mostly non-descriptors.
They claim to be easy but essentially are asses without any remorse for whom they encounter because they lack functionality of emotions, care, concern, and neglect to express themselves in direct manners of 'real-talk'. Usually the asshole takes the formed emotion of apathetic or inconsiderate. More often then not, if they meet a good potential match, they are either into them or not but usually set the tone of fucking it up because they play by their own rules. Advice is a seemingly bad thing for them and its proves to be ill-conducive to continue friendship or even attempt to "keep them" around. Trust me, keeping them around when they treat you like shit even after a romantic possibility seems dead, is a bad idea. You will be greatly disappointed.

That's not a "Suge Knight" nigga.

A "Suge Knight" nigga is the kind that does the "My word is my bond" type deal. These men act like 50 year old bar owners but are really between the ages of 24-35. Meaning you better be about what you know you about, "my time is my money" type style of trust. Usually they consider all women the same but in all essence they fit the bill of being a bit too fucked over by the wrong woman, so that when they get a real woman, they really mess that one up. When they love, they love hard...if they love they love well. It is either hot or cold with these types. I usually find myself with these types and all goes well. I'm the one usually breaking it off because of traveling or being too busy. I was engaged to one of these kind of men.
Then I went to Los Angeles...Oh well.

Either way it goes. You should never make these men (either type) into potential husbands.

Flings? Maybe.

Long term? Eh maybe but don't expect anything out of it. You'll be greatly disappointed. (i.e. - my mommie)


Have I dated both of these types in my young life? Yes.
Do I purposely seek these men out? No.
Am I currently single now? Yes
By choice? Yes and No.

Am I dealing with any of these "Suges" right now?

Yes.

Unfortunately...I think I might have got the asshole version based on last night.

Didn't get a Happy Birthday
Didn't get a card
Didn't get a Happy Birthday

Even my ex-fling when I was in LA, in the League called me from Oakland and wished me a Happy Birthday.

My friends wished me a "Happy Birthday".
My acquaintences did as well.
Niggas I played MAD SHADY, wished me a "Happy Birthday".
The bar-maid at the Sushi Bar did also.

He ain't my man, at all.

But yeah...
On top of other things?




**Shrugs Shoulders**

End.  ¶ 7:01 AM 0 Comments

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*repeat daily*
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First Thoughts will be posted later.



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