Miss Lady Godiva Speaks
Sunday, April 17, 2005
  "I'm a African, I'm a African! And I know what's happenin'!" - Dead Prez
Example
They don't eat pork, but will sex a white girl. Hypocrites!

I am no longer rocking an afro unless I am wearing fake nails and some wack ass RocaWear outfit. I am so sick and tired of being put into the "Boho Box". You know, the catagory that means you have all of these items somewhere in your home:

a Djembe 200 door ringer with over 200 Djembe riddims....
"Jesus with Dreadlocks" picture
Don't forget the Dead Prez 'Skinnyman' shakes to wash down your Jill Scott Endorsed Food Whenever,Whatever Griller,Fryer, and Pressure Cooker
"kufi" draws................
Subscription to Boho Life & Style
The Just In Time Jasmine Shea Butter dispenser
A Conditioning Oil for Armpit Hair and Muff Care for Women
Speak and Spell 'My First Poetry Slam' toy for little Imani
Gift certificate to Everlasting Life Food Store
the colonic 3000 jacuzzi............
A hippie white friend
A collection of books from Shahrazad Ali
A Burlap Wrapping Garment in Order to Swaddle little Karim Ali
A collection of pretenious ass Neo-soul music
Where titles are simply fragments and runon ass words with bad punctuation.
ie: Maxwell:
GIRLINEEDTOLOVEINTHESANCTUARY:GIRL
camel hair clock that shouts "Peace!" at the god hour
Hemp & raw silk napkins
Five Percenter TI-89 and a third Calculator with todays Math Function
Wack Black Nekked Photography photos
"Lil' Lake Victoria" coffee table (((soul))) reflection pool
matching leather journals for the conscious poetry
Mahogany Bad Poetry Bookshelf
Set of Skinny African Statures from Target, $5.99
E.Badu Signature Kente Cloth Pot Holders
glass dish filled w/ cowrie shells for the coffee table
A big Fiberglass Scupltures of Panthers and NUBIAN KINGS
His/Hers matching chew sticks
A Red Black and Green Glassware set
Dr.Bonner's Heavenly and Enlightening Bathroom Mildew ScrubDr. Carter's At-Home Rice Paddy Kit
Ital Air Freshener
goat's milk & myrrh natural carpet shampoo
Nag Champa
West African Drum
Random Oils
Incense Holders
Khajeda Kufi Curtains
A Shake and Bake Vegan Bean Pie Mix with 12 refills
A framed Bob Marley Poster
"Blood of Shaka" crimson throw rugs
A yearly supply of Liliac scented 'Moldy Dread' body spray
Something Animal Print
A Huey Poster
A "Kill Whitey" Militant Black Male friend (accompanied with his white wife)


I am not fitting into any box. I got Nag Champa and a weave on!

Suckers!

Musical Genius of the Day: Ghetto Twinz - No Pain, No Gain

Mamma told me there be days like this you have to be bout your hustle if you
plan to get rich it always take a nobody to bring you down and it always take a
somebody to stand their ground have mercy on our kids today have mercy
surviving nd trying to make a way the killers got me packin heat I can't trust
them why you wanna capture me straight buckin there's always gonna be pain in
life, I ain't sayin it's gonna be easy, you got to gain some strength, just
because I'm from the ghetto it's even harder,I gotta be strong bustin my a$$ for
my son and daughter, don't call me a lie cause I'm livin proof, slangin drugs,
yes I use to, bust slugs if I have to, so don't tell me what you can't do or
won't do, just keep your head up and stay true

(chorus) No pain, (no pain) No gain (no gain) Repeat 3x's could be a cook in the
kitchen, a lady on the streets, you can't show your peeps every guy you meet,
it's alright to be a little sweet but be a momma to them kids and you know what in the sheets (repeat chorus 2x's)

Sister I know it's kind hard cause every day you gotta be strong being both
momma and daddy tryn to hustle now, any way you can just to bring home the
bacon, baby daddy fakin and keepin your head achin, takin sh*t on the job payin
$4.65 and now we feelin like slaves cause the white man still holds the powerbut
your strength will devour soon, remember that,because we're Gods children,
strong, fearless and black,fact remain it's still harder than a muther f*cker,
Lord how long are they gonna try to keep our children under, don't sit and
wonder, pull yourself up and stand firm, cause every bit of pain taken is a
lesson learned, you've earned the right to be a queen girl, so take your thrown,
and if your man is good then be his back bone, we're strong as Noah's arch we're
gonna make it through the rain again, I know it seems bad, but we gonna laugh after the pain again

(chorus) repeat 2x's

Out there stugglin and strivin, got me screamin for help, ain't nobody givin me
sh*t, gotta get myself, got my back against the wall, got me survivin it, can't
run, can't hide in the mist of the sh*t, who you gonna call when your kids get
hungry, not baby daddy, he left you lonely, only God know the pain that we fight
inside, don't you cry dry your eyes either do or die, momma made us strong women
gotta stay strong women, and bets believe we gonna make it through the storm
women, never let them see you sweat if your under pressure, pressure must bite
so don't let them stress you, don't let them get the best of you, cause if they
do it's gonna get the best of you, so keep true even though we fightin against
the world precious like a pearl, got me screain f*ck the world
(chorus) repeat 3x's
 
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