Lord...I'm sorry. Make the boredom go away. Please? Ahhhhh-men.
We still homies right?**Looks Up**
Jesus?

The Bored Office Worker's Prayer:

Are You there God? It's me.
I just wanted to see if You were available for a minute,
I know that You hear everything I am thinking in my head right now,
I even stopped myself from daydreaming about sex during lunch, because I know that should keep my mind pure as much as possible.
See...I am getting right.
Cause I love You

So here is the deal.
I thank You for the opportunities You've given me
And the Trials
Tests
and
whatnot
That You have seen me through
Even though I am not all the way out the water
You are still showing me the pouring of blessings You have in store for me
I know I have to earn it and I know that I have the Victory
Thanks.

But seriously Lord...
I am bored
Bored as H-E Double Hockey Sticks!
Straight Up, No Chaser
Don't need an eraser
I have worked diligently and efficently
I even got a compliment today for my quick and detailed styling!
That was great!
But Lord...
One of your servants is maaaaaad bored.

I mean really I am in my early 20's God.
Job market all crazy,
Folks trying to make a sista intern with no pay,
And You know me and my relations with white folks is mad sketchy,
But I am working on that
Through Christ Jesus Your Son and all,
But God...
You see this... **points to office environment**
For real.

I know You are always there for me
And I am not complaining to You,
I could be way worse
And I just wanna say I love You again so You won't think I am being that
ungrateful Christian
Nobody likes them people
Well I mean WE (AS A BODY CHRIST) are supposed to with that loves thy neighbor rule
But come on..
As a Black woman,
We be saying stuff...
Usually it's wrong,
I'm just keeping it real.
See me? **Gives God Head Nod**
Okay!


But God
AND I KNOW YOU GET THESE KIND OF PRAYERS SOMETIMES,
Don't front...
But can You do some time tricks or something?
Pull out onna those miracles or something?
You know, "The Gospel of Luke" style?
That would be smooth ya know!

Oh can I put in some requests for prayer too?

Okay. Thanks alot!

Dear Lord,
Please Be with R**, L** and her grandmother,L*****,K*****,
K**** (even though he is one of those 5%), My granny and momma,
My birth "father", and anyone else I forgot.
And be with me and my job decisions please.

Also help the Popes pick a pope
For the Pope Job.
I hope that Nigerian cardinal gets the Pope Job.
He'd be a good Pope!
I mean I don't really know that for sure,
I just wanted to put my support behind a 'brotha'

Okay,
Well thanks for listening God!
I will be talking to You later.
This actually helped time pass by!
I knew You were understanding!
HA! (not laughing at You!)

Amen:)

Musical Genius of the Day: Mary Mary Song: Thankful

Lord i'm thankful for my blessings
everything that you gave
Times when danger was around me
My life lord you saved
Where would I be without your love
Where would I be without your grace
You didn't have to do it but I'm glad you did

Can't pretend that what I got
I got it on my own
Every move that i made
Can't say I never been wrong
When I fell you picked me up again
Thought I brought it on myself
I can always depend on you
Whenever I need help

Lord i'm thankful for my blessings
everything that you gave
Times when danger was around me
My life lord you saved
Where would I be without your love
Where would I be without your grace
You didn't have to do it but I'm glad you did

The next time you go to sleep
And you wake up alright
Remeber that he kept you safe
And warm all through the night
Lift your hands and lift them high
And this is what you say
Lord you didn't have to give me
One more day

Lord i'm thankful for my blessings
everything that you gave
Times when danger was around me
My life lord you saved
Where would I be without your love
Where would I be without your grace
You didn't have to do it but I'm glad you did

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you
It's plain to see
all that he's done for me
I thank you for everything
I live my life
So I can let the world
know that I am

Lord i'm thankful for my blessings
everything that you gave
Times when danger was around me
My life lord you saved
Where would I be without your love
Where would I be without your grace
You didn't have to do it but I'm glad you did  ¶ 11:53 AM