Tights Are Not Pants Entry Rant #1:
Tights are not pants.
Stop it.


The shiny tights like Black Eel. Those are acceptable, but when you decide to rock those in a size to small and it stretches out the shine so much to the point where you can see the white pieces flake off...yeah.

That's not the move.


Tights are replacing pants for all the wrong reasons. If you have a T-Shirt, do not
rock tights. Are you heading to the gym? Are you going to bed during the winter?

Then, Miss Regular T-Shirt Wearer, why are you wearing tights?  ¶ 7:57 AM